February 2012
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
*during a test*
student 1: can i go to the bathroom i think i'm bleeding
teacher: no finish ur test sit down now
student 2: but he is dying his arm is cut off
teacher: ok i assume from all this talking that you are all finished with the test
student 3: u just gave us the test 2 seconds ago and he is bleeding to death
teacher: you all have detention
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
wtfsofunny:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
wtf this blog is so funny:))
